California Woman Hopes the End Comes In a Series of Earthquakes
Jennifer Birkenstock moved to California back in the mid-nineties shortly after the Northridge earthquake struck with a 6.7 magnitude. Birkenstock has what some might consider an earthquake fetish. She only wishes they would occur more often.
When asked if she had to choose between strong earthquakes spread out over time or more frequent small ones, she finds it hard to decide. “The big ones really get me excited, but they can be rather destructive. I think I probably would like small ones more often as long as they are big enough to give me a good jolt.”
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