Jennifer Birkenstock moved to California back in the mid-nineties shortly after the Northridge earthquake struck with a 6.7 magnitude.  Birkenstock has what some might consider an earthquake fetish.  She only wishes they would occur more often.

When asked if she had to choose between strong earthquakes spread out over time or more frequent small ones, she finds it hard to decide.  “The big ones really get me excited, but they can be rather destructive.  I think I probably would like small ones more often as long as they are big enough to give me a good jolt.”

Frank Douglas of Columbus, Ohio knows he only has a couple of years left- a couple years left to track down his prized DVDs that he regrettably lent out over the years.

“I know I can’t take them with me,” he says, “but I’ll be damned if the apocalypse comes and my copy of The Karate Kid Director’s Cut is still at cousin Walter’s… and speaking of apocalypse, who the heck did I lend my Apocalypse Now: Pre Redux Addition to?”

Douglas keeps track of all his loans on various scraps of paper in a shoe box on the shelf in his living room.  He shuffles through them now searching for the one currently in possession of Apocalypse Now: Pre Redux Addition.

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