Producer Mark Mallorca announces the release date for 2012 That’s Funny’s Pilot episode!

WASHINGTON, D.C.

Continuing its “better safe than sorry” approach to the end of the Mayan calendar, the Pentagon has employed Vince Shlomi, creator of the popular ShamWow, to help prevent major flooding on the East Coast.

The government has asked Mr. Shlomi to cease production on his popular dish rag for consumer purchase and instead work on a plan to use the ShamWow to prevent a possible catastrophe ten times the size of the tsunami that hit Southeast Asia in 2004.

In a written statement, Shlomi said “Wow! It is an honor. Wow!” A representative from Mr. Shlomi’s office later clarified, “ShamWow is honored to be involved in this process during our country’s time of need and we will do everything to protect our customers.”

Mark has paid the price for his determination to spread awareness about 2012. He has endured endless harassment from the authorities and governments of countless countries, death threats, and even served three months in a Los Angeles correctional facility for disturbing the peace…