GRAND RAPIDS, MI (2012) – Police are looking for a man who was arrested weeks ago for allegedly climbing onto a satellite on top of a middle school completely naked.

A police report dating back to July 4th 2009 states the 22-year-old Grand Rapids native was yelling gibberish at the sky.

It states the suspect shouted “I’m trying to contact my alien brothers,” to a crowd of screaming 6th graders.

One student told police it sounded like the alien language Klingons spoke in the Sci-Fi series Star Trek.

In the report officers were able to convince Witkowski to come off the roof, but had to use force when they tried to clothe him.

“He started running in circles screaming when we tried to get him to wear pants,” Officer Mike Young said in a recent interview, “We had to tase him to get them on.”

Authorities say they placed the half conscious, half clothed Witkowski in the back of a police car to take him into the station for questioning. When they arrived they were surprised to find he was, again naked.

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