Eden Prairie, MN

Home video has surfaced of a bizarre incident at a small school in Minnesota.

Kindergarten teacher, Margaret Reed, released her self written and directed play “Kaboom!” last spring to a gym full of parents, students, and teachers.  The play, a direct reflection of Reeds beliefs regarding the prophecies of December 21, 2012, was a controversial choice.  She promised a family friendly five year old appropriate performance and though somewhat cute and definitely entertaining- it wasn’t the most appropriate subject matter.

The children wore adorable colorful planet costumes encompassing almost their entire bodies.  On stage they danced around each other orbiting the Sun played by Reed herself.  The monologue spoken aloud by the Sun set up a particular Doomsday scenario in which the fabled Planet X, the precocious Tommy Gilbert, wanders his way into our solar system and the rest of the nine planets begin bouncing off each other like some sort of cosmic pinball machine.

SAN DIEGO, CA

Officials at the San Diego Zoo confirmed today that a woman has died from injuries sustained while trying to obtain a Polar Bear cub.

33 year old Danielle Manson of Irvine, CA, hopped a fence into the Polar Bear enclosure and attempted to grab a newborn cub before the cub’s mother attacked. “She didn’t hesitate” said an eyewitness. “I almost couldn’t believe what I was seeing.”

Hours after the attack, videos surfaced on YouTube.com taken from camera phones at the scene. The site has since removed all videos.

When authorities searched Ms. Manson’s home, they discovered twenty-two pairs of other animals. They included dogs, cats, birds, turtles and squirrels. Officials believe she was trying to create a modern-day ark.